Stock Market Bar & Grill
The Restaurant Where The Menu Prices Change Before Your Eyes (Coming in 2025)
STOCK MARKET BAR & GRILL'S
INSIDER REWARDS
EARN INSIDER POINTS BY KICKING UP TO THE BOSSES:
1 Insider Point for every $3.00 Spent ($1 to $300 lifetime)
1 Insider Point for every $6.00 Spent ($301 to $900 lifetime)
1 Insider Point for every $9.00 Spent ($901 to $1,800 lifetime)
1 Insider Point for every $12.00 Spent ($1,801 to $3,000 lifetime)
1 Insider Point for every $15.00 Spent ($3,001 to $4,500 lifetime)
1 Insider Point for every $18.00 Spent ($4,501 to $6,300 lifetime)
1 Insider Point for every $21.00 Spent ($6,301 to $8,400 lifetime)
I Insider Point for every $24.00 Spent ($8,401 to $10,800 lifetime)
1 Insider Point for every $27.00 Spent ($10,801 to $13,500 lifetime)
1 Insider Point for every $30.00 Spent ($13,501 to $16,501 lifetime)
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EARN INSIDER POINTS BY DRINKING OUR BEERS:
2 Insider Points for Every Different Beer Type Ordered
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SPECIAL INSIDER POINTS BY LOCAL PROMOTIONS:
As Advertised at your Stock Market Bar & Grill Location
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EARN INSIDER POINTS BY INVESTING IN THE COMPANY:
1 Insider Point for every 50 Common Stock Shares you Own.
ONE HUNDRED INSIDER POINTS – JAMES McDERMOTT JR. CREW
Once the CEO of the investment bank Keefe, Bruyette & Woods, Mr. James McDermott Jr. was convicted of insider trading in 2000 for giving information about pending bank industry mergers to his mistress Kathryn Gannon, an adult-movie star, who went by the name Marilyn Star. McDermott was sentenced to eight months in prison, while Gannon received a three-month term. McDermott was fined $25,000.
Members in this “Small Potatoes Crew” receive the Stock Market Bar & Grill’s Weekly Insider Trading Newsletter that contains Small Potatoes Discounts and Special Offers via “Insider Tips” which are not available to the General Customer, along with Insider Information about “potential” Stock Market Bar & Grill Market changes that are forecasted by our panels of Market Insiders.
TWO HUNDRED INSIDER POINTS – THE R. FOSTER WINAS CREW
R. Foster Winas was a Wall Street Journal columnist that was convicted in 1985 of giving information to two stockbrokers about stocks he was planning to write about in the Heard on the Street Column. They used the information to make about $690,000 USD. Winas’ cut was $31,000 USD. He was sentenced to eighteen months in prison.
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Members in this “Small Potatoes Crew” receive the Stock Market Bar & Grill’s Weekly Insider Trading Newsletter that contains Small Potatoes Discounts and Special Offers via “Insider Tips” which are not available to the General Customer, along with Insider Information about “potential” Stock Market Bar & Grill Market changes that are forecasted by our panels of Market Insiders.
THREE HUNDRED INSIDER POINTS – THE WILLIAM JACKSON & BRIAN CALLAHAN CREW
Printing company worker William Jackson and Stockbroker Brian Callahan were convicted of insider trading in 1990 for using stock information in Business Week Magazine before it was distributed to the public. The magazine was printed by Jackson's employer, R.R. Donnelly. The government said Jackson and Callahan made over $19,000 each in profits each. They were ordered to repay personal profits and were fined $37,445.
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Members in this "Low Level Crew" receive the Stock Market Bar & Grill’s Low Level Weekly Insider Trading Newsletter that contains Low Level Discounts and Special Offers not available to the General Customer or the Small Potatoes Crew, along with Insider Information about "potential" Stock Market Bar & Grill Market changes. Members of this Crew also receive "Low Level Crew" discounts on select items.
FOUR HUNDRED INSIDER POINTS – SCOTT LONDON & BRYAN SHAW CREW
A senior partner at KPMG, Scott London had a habit of talking about work over dinner and golf with an old buddy. He later discovered his friend was making trades based on their banter and began accepting cash gifts and Rolex watches in exchange for further tips. In total, London received about $70,000 in gifts before the SEC found out. His friend Bryan Shaw pulled in roughly $1.3 million. London was sentenced to 14 months in prison and fined $100,000. Shaw pleaded guilty to insider trading charges.
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Members in this "Low Level Crew" receive the Stock Market Bar & Grill’s Low Level Weekly Insider Trading Newsletter that contains Low Level Discounts and Special Offers not available to the General Customer or the Small Potatoes Crew, along with Insider Information about "potential" Stock Market Bar & Grill Market changes. Members of this Crew also receive "Low Level Crew" discounts on select items.
FIVE HUNDRED INSIDER POINTS – THE IVAN BOESKY CREW
The arbitrageur paid $100 Million USD to the United States Securities and Exchange Commission (the “SEC”) to settle insider trading charges that netted him $50 Million USD in illegal profits. Boesky pleaded guilty to a related charge and was sentenced to three and a half years in prison in 1987.
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Members in this "Mid-Level Crew" receive the Stock Market Bar & Grill’s Low Level Weekly Insider Trading Newsletter that contains Mid-Level Discounts and Special Offers not available to the General Customers, the Small Potatoes Crew or the Low-Level Crew. Members of this Mid-Level Crew get Insider Information about select price changes via text or email, before General Customers, the Small Potatoes Crew or the Low-Level Crew Members are notified. Members of this Mid-Level Crew also receive discounts on select items, and these discounts for the first time have the "potential" of affecting the Stock Market Bar & Grill Market prices. Members of this Crew also receive "Mid-Level Crew" discounts on select items.
SIX HUNDRED INSIDER POINTS – JAMES WAKSAL & MARTHA STEWART CREW
For ImClone CEO Samuel Waksal was sentenced to 87 months in prison and fined $3 Million after pleading guilty to six counts, including insider trading and fraud. Waksal sold ImClone stock after finding out regulators had rejected an application for the company's new cancer drug, Erbitux (the drug was later approved). Martha Stewart was convicted of obstruction of justice charges relating to her sale of ImClone stock. She was sentenced to 10 months in prison, which was split between prison and home confinement, and she was fined $30,000. Her stockbroker, Peter Bacanovic, was also convicted.
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Members in this "Mid-Level Crew" receive the Stock Market Bar & Grill’s Low Level Weekly Insider Trading Newsletter that contains Mid-Level Discounts and Special Offers not available to the General Customers, the Small Potatoes Crew or the Low-Level Crew. Members of this Mid-Level Crew get Insider Information about select price changes via text or email, before General Customers, the Small Potatoes Crew or the Low-Level Crew Members are notified. Members of this Mid-Level Crew also receive discounts on select items, and these discounts for the first time have the "potential" of affecting the Stock Market Bar & Grill Market prices. Members of this Crew also receive "Mid-Level Crew" discounts on select items.
SEVEN HUNDRED INSIDER POINTS – JEFFREY SKILLING & ENRON CREW
Jeffrey Skilling, the former Enron President, was convicted in 2006 on 19 counts, including insider trading. He was sentenced to 24 years and fined $45 million. Silling's sentence was later reduced to ten years.
Members in this "Market Manipulation Crew" receive the Stock Market Bar & Grill’s Low Level Weekly Insider Trading Newsletter that contains Mid-Level Discounts and Special Offers not available to the General Customers, the Small Potatoes Crew, the Low-Level Crew or the Mid-Level Crew. The insider information given to the Market Manipulation Crew could potentially be used to "Effect the Prices of Items on the Stock Market Bar & Grill Ticker". Members of this Crew also receive Insider Information about potential market changes via text or email on all items before any other customers and Lower-Level Crew Members. Members of the "Market Manipulation Crew" will be made aware of and will have the ability to act on price change information before anyone else knows about them.
EIGHT HUNDRED INSIDER POINTS – RAJ RAJARATNAM CREW
Raj Rajaratnam was the founder of the once-mighty hedge fund Galleon Group. The firm fell apart after Rajaratnam was arrested in 2009 on charges of conspiring to trade using insider information. The scheme could have brought in profits of some $20 million, according to the Government. Rajaratnam was found guilty on 14 counts of conspiracy and securities fraud charges on May 11, 2011. The jury convicted him of nine counts of securities fraud and five counts of conspiracy for what prosecutors describe as the money manager's central role in the most sweeping probe of insider trading at hedge funds on record.
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Members in this "Market Manipulation Crew" receive the Stock Market Bar & Grill’s Low Level Weekly Insider Trading Newsletter that contains Mid-Level Discounts and Special Offers not available to the General Customers, the Small Potatoes Crew, the Low-Level Crew or the Mid-Level Crew. The insider information given to the Market Manipulation Crew could potentially be used to "Effect the Prices of Items on the Stock Market Bar & Grill Ticker". Members of this Crew also receive Insider Information about potential market changes via text or email on all items before any other customers and Lower-Level Crew Members. Members of the "Market Manipulation Crew" will be made aware of and will have the ability to act on price change information before anyone else knows about them.
NINE HUNDRED INSIDER POINTS – STEVEN A. COHEN CREW
Steven A. Cohen ran one of the most admired hedge funds in the world, garnering some of the highest returns (and highest fees) in the industry until its spectacular fall from grace. In 2010, federal agents raided the offices of two hedge funds founded by SAC Capital Advisors alumni, and later arrested several top traders at SAC, including Michael Steinberg and Matthew Martoma. Cohen was not charged, but SAC Capital itself pleaded guilty to fraud charges and agreed to pay $1.8 Billion to settle charges that it allowed insider trading for more than a decade. Steinberg and Martoma are among those convicted.
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Members in this “Gangster Crew” not only receive the Stock Market Bar & Grill’s Low Level Weekly Insider Trading Newsletter that contains Mid-Level Discounts and Special Offers not available to the General Customers, the Small Potatoes Crew, the Low-Level Crew, the Mid-Level Crew, or the Market Manipulation Crew, but this Gangster Crew’s special offerings is so secret, that they actually order of the Gangster Crew’s Secret Menu. Further, Gangster Crew Members receive special priorities when waiting to be seated, and all members of the Stock Market Bar & Grill seated in the bar section know when a Gangster Crew Member has entered the bar area. Unlike any other group, members of the Made Gangster Crew members each have their "Gangster Photo" placed in their primary Stock Market Bar & Grill Location.
ONE THOUSAND INSIDER POINTS – THE SAM BANKMAN-FRIED & FTX CREW
FTX was a leading cryptocurrency exchange that went bankrupt in November of 2022 amid allegations that its owners had embezzled and misused customer funds. FTX and its affiliated company “Alameda Research” engaged in insider trading, as well as fraud and market manipulation. The United States Government brought civil and criminal charges against Sam Bankman-Fried and top executives for misappropriating over $8 Billion USD in customer deposits. Sam Bankman-Fried was convicted and sentenced to 25-years in prison in 2023.
Members in this “Made Gangster Crew” not only receive the Stock Market Bar & Grill’s Low Level Weekly Insider Trading Newsletter that contains Mid-Level Discounts and Special Offers not available to the General Customers, or the Lower-Level Crews. This Made Gangster Crew’s special offerings are so secret, that they actually order of the Made Gangster Crew’s Secret Menu. Further, Made Gangster Crew Members receive special priorities when waiting to be seated, and all members of the Stock Market Bar & Grill seated in the bar section know when a Made Gangster Crew Member has entered the bar area. Unlike any other group, members of the Made Gangster Crew members each have their "Made Gangster Photo" placed in all Stock Market Bar & Grill Locations.